There are too many recent negative comments about this casino to give it a positive spin. Hidden terms and conditions are the main gripe with users not receiving their well earned bonuses; in some cases, the casino keeps all. This reeks to us of scamship, to coin a word, so we cast before you a red cape of caution. Read on if thou may.
This casino makes the grade of dubious. There is nothing super spectacular that makes this casino jump out at you. I mean, it’s not like a buxom waitress jiggling for your attention. It’s more like the plumpish, short-haired lady behind the counter at the chemist – ordinary enough but could be fun after a bit of work and endurance. So you give her that endurance since you could use a bit of luck in the intimacy stakes and she does look kind-of keen. Eventually, she lets you taste some of her rewards. Mediocrity never tasted so good. Before you know it, you’re married, read: addicted, but you just know that somewhere down the track you will live to regret it. Nonetheless you throw money and time at her to make the most of a loveless situation and bide your time – as the name suggests, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. But you wonder where your luck went…
Then you win! You get that «pay rise» you had been working so hard for. You run home with a ridiculous smile on your face like a squirrel to nuts. You go to cash in your cheque only to find that your wife has emptied the house of everything you owned and ran off with her lesbian lover. When you try to call her you can hear the clink of champagne glasses as they both laugh at you from what sounds like a cruise ship. You cry to the sky. Everything is gone and there’s not a thing you can do about your time and money now thrown to the wind.
You turn to a religion of your choice but you know God doesn’t answer or offer refunds. You receive a letter from your bitch ex-wife telling you that you should have read the fine print: the part in the marriage contract that said in really small writing that you signed your wealth away to a manipulative lesbian. But you didn’t read that because you were too caught up in the romance of it all and thought nobody could be that mean. You’re wiser now. That’s why you’re on this website. Don’t get screwed again. Keep your money in your pocket.
But, for the financial masochist, there are a tonne of games to choose from. Lucky247 offer solely Microgaming titles, so no shortage of joy there. Be prepared to wait, however, as the downloading speed of this casino’s games seem quite slow compared to others.
If you want to have a quick spin on your phone while you’re waiting for your lawyer to arrive, you might find, as we did, that you’re in for a boring wait. The mobile version simply did not work for us. When we tried (several times on different days), we couldn’t get past the «Play in Landscape» screen:
I tried goddammit!
Flip and push and whatever else we tried, nothing worked. If you really want to play on your mobile, then forget this casino. It may work for you, however, in our experience: waste of time (Asus Zen Phone 4 using Chrome for the developers out there).
Bonuses & Promotions
Lucky247 offer three welcome bonuses and a dozen or so other promotions, from free spins, guessing games, to power ups and monthly specials, there’s enough here to keep you entertained and your browser’s «Private» or «Incognito» window occupied while you pretend to be working. Becoming an elite member gives you the opportunity to win back $500 in the Free Welcome Bonus which works like so:
- Receive 100% of your first deposit up to $250 + 25% of your 2nd deposit up to $150 + 50% of your 3rd deposit up to $100.
- You can also get 50 Free Spins at The Gold Factory game on sign up.
- But please do read the fine print.
There are also many other promotions and bonuses at any given time. Monthly promotions are a good feature too. In this particular month of April for instance, they have one promo per week.
- Week 1: Thunderstruck II (a share of 500 in bonuses)
- Week 2: Avalon (20 free spins)
- Week 3: Adventure Palace (a share of 500 in bonuses)
- Week 4: Tomb Raider (20 free spins)
Software & Games
One plus side to the Lucky247 venture is that you can download the casino as a stand-alone app. This has the not-extremely-huge benefit of merely clicking on a desktop icon to access your favourite games rather than clicking on a bookmark icon or such in your browser.
Some of the games you might not be able to play on your mobile It goes without saying that the Microgaming games are some of the most fun and innovative games out there, and Lucky247 has all of the most popular and upcoming slots available from them. Among the most popular titles are classics like Immortal Romance, Thunderstruck II, Mermaids Millions, Game of Thrones and Playboy. Some new slots have started to make their appearance on the popular tables, such as the ingenuous Bar Bar Black Sheep, the rising-rapidly Wild Orient and the getting hotter Hot As Hades.
You can, of course, have a spin at roulette, a crack at Black Jack, even a scratch at the many Scratch Card games here; or for some real one to one action, head to the live Video Poker section with more than 20 tables to choose from.
Because they have a Malta-based gaming license, you can rest assured that there are strict policies in place. The website has 128-bit SSL (Secure Socket layer) Digital Encryption (as used by most major banking and financial institutions) so you should be fairly safe. Their website boasts of being backed up AffiliateGuardDog. com and eCogra (an independent testing agency). Tellingly enough, when I clicked on the AffiliateGuardDog link it opens up a forum where people are complaining about the spam caused by To Play (the owner of this casino). Make what you will out of that but I know where I won’t be storing my eggs.